I'm about as Irish as

I'm about as Irish as an Italian sub from Dimitrios Greek pizza shop on Dorchester ave, purchased by a Vietnamese woman driving a Japanese car, who brought it back to her apartment in an African American neighborhood, that was once a Jewish neighborhood, and ate it in front of a TV while watching the World Cup and listening to Reggaeton being played by some Spanish dudes that were driving by, on Saint Patricks Day in 1978.

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