Saturday, December 20, 2008
This shocking photograph released today shows the recent torture of a Santa prisoner of war in a Snowman labour camp. Evidently, The Santas are forced to stand for days in a window and listen to country music christmas songs on strange devices that light up and cause involuntary checking of email. When asked about the Frosties, the Santas said "they are cold so cold". 7 news has also uncovered that The Frosties and The Snowmen are actually part of the same terror cell and aim to rid the world of alliteration. This is an aim that we at 7 news strongly object.
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beans and sardines
long lines telephone bills sleeping pills serial kills
internet high speed tweaker crytal web meth browser
virus scans scams
she walked down a long hallway only to find another long hall way and at the end of that hallway god spoke and said walk back
sometimes life is the best nightmare around
sometimes nothing is something and I can't even begin to understand sub concious ness
spell check motherfucker and what do you get
I don't know
or are you too fucking lazy?
so many clicks away
its easier to click only once
the ocean washed away 500 000 people
before electricity people went to bed
never mind america
try something else.