Saturday, December 20, 2008

Torture Time in Tinsel Town.

This shocking photograph released today shows the recent torture of a Santa prisoner of war in a Snowman labour camp. Evidently, The Santas are forced to stand for days in a window and listen to country music christmas songs on strange devices that light up and cause involuntary checking of email. When asked about the Frosties, the Santas said "they are cold so cold". 7 news has also uncovered that The Frosties and The Snowmen are actually part of the same terror cell and aim to rid the world of alliteration. This is an aim that we at 7 news strongly object.

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Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Frosties spotted off the coast of Maine

Frosties were spotted this weekend off of the coast of Maine.
Residents were concerned and on high alert after last weeks brutal
attack on The Santas. The Frosties however seemed to be in good

Friday, December 12, 2008

Never Mind America

beans and sardines

vacant seas

employment time

long lines telephone bills sleeping pills serial kills


internet high speed tweaker crytal web meth browser

virus scans scams

diseases species

she walked down a long hallway only to find another long hall way and at the end of that hallway god spoke and said walk back

sometimes life is the best nightmare around

sometimes nothing is something and I can't even begin to understand sub concious ness

spell check motherfucker and what do you get

I don't know

try it

or are you too fucking lazy?

so many clicks away

its easier to click only once

the ocean washed away 500 000 people


before electricity people went to bed

never mind america

try something else.

Friday, December 5, 2008

Santa Slaughter on Somerville Streets. 7 News Exclusive.

More violence erupted today on the streets of Somerville Massachusetts, when a terrorist attack by "The Snowmen" killed 17 and wounded 50 more "Santa's", in what appears to be the bloodiest outbreak of violence in recent months of fighting. When asked for comment, The Snowmen replied "The Santas were harboring weapons of Mass Consumption and had to be stopped". We are warning you, the images that appear on this blog may not be suitable for children. Viewer discretion is strongly advised.

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Music Connection "Hot 100" Unsigned Bands

Hey Look. I'm in Music Connections "Hot 100".

Music Connection is available at major booksellers or you can read the whole thing online here

Monday, December 1, 2008


AP - President-elect Barack Obama picked a national security team headed by former campaign rival Hillary Rodham Clinton and Bush administration holdover Robert Gates on Monday, and said he wants to consult with military commanders before settling on a firm timetable to withdraw U.S. combat troops from Iraq.


"Though the entire song is based on only four simple chords, (A minor, C, F, and G), it is considered to have a unique structure and sound, making it a top hit" - Wikipedia